yungbuckbabyface:

twigsberriesandgin:

bblackgoldd:

your mama and your auntie getting ready to whoop your ass

“so… tell me the story again”

Black Excellence

Lmaooo I’m dead

(Source: allthingsblackwomen)

weloveblackgirls:

jdotslack:

paleblueribbons:

africanaquarian:

4C jesus please keep this wild ass Ouija shit off my dash

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4C JESUS……… OH MY GOD.

OF ALL THE THINGS, 4C JESUS

4c!!!!!!!

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: cremebun)

I’m gonna need Anonymous to prevent the release of macklemore’s next album

shmurdapunk:

I believe in you guys

themarysue:

WARNER BROS IS DOING A LIVE-ACTION STATIC SHOCK DIGITAL SERIES!

I repeat…

WARNER BROS IS DOING A LIVE-ACTION STATIC SHOCK DIGITAL SERIES!

  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

ARTIST: Danity Kane
TRACK: All In a Day's Work (Official Version)
ALBUM: DK3

ultrasimx:

YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT DANITY KANE, BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THAT THESE BITCHES DON’T GO THE FUCK AWF!!!!!!!

christmascardassian:

you know t’pol and t’pring and t’pau and tuvok
sarek and surak and sybok and stonn
but do u recall
the most famous vulcan of all

ajgreenfanclub:

The Baby Boomer Culture: Won’t Fucking Retire But Won’t Shut Up About Young People Not Having Jobs Either Thanks For Bursting The Housing Bubble Too Assholes

abookblog:

books-and-cookies:

readerxpro:

HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)

THIS IS A PSA.

This is important

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

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now it is the cover of the great gatsby