you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
White people need Jesus
white people will literally steal any and everything and yet black people are the ones that get followed around in stores. As a black woman I have been used without my knowledge or consent as a decoy for white “friends” who shoplifted KNOWING I was the one being followed. Lmao this shit makes me so mad, if you support it/don’t see how white privilege plays into shoplifting we aren’t friends and I truly mean that
asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
Having an Idris moment…..
Wet Dream Material
lady gaga ≡ released songs
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
The worst is when it’s a ridiculously common name.
thinking about space fucks me up
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
I always do this during tests and im like ” ya i think my teacher said this” when they really didnt. it fucks me up.