I LOVE YOU KAREN
your mama and your auntie getting ready to whoop your ass“so… tell me the story again”
Lmaooo I’m dead
4C jesus please keep this wild ass Ouija shit off my dash
4C JESUS……… OH MY GOD.
OF ALL THE THINGS, 4C JESUS
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
I believe in you guys
WARNER BROS IS DOING A LIVE-ACTION STATIC SHOCK DIGITAL SERIES!
- Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
- Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
you know t’pol and t’pring and t’pau and tuvok
sarek and surak and sybok and stonn
but do u recall
the most famous vulcan of all
The Baby Boomer Culture: Won’t Fucking Retire But Won’t Shut Up About Young People Not Having Jobs Either Thanks For Bursting The Housing Bubble Too Assholes
HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)
THIS IS A PSA.
This is important
I hate my H A T E R S , obviously.